Mom: HOW BIG WILL SHE GET?
Me: He. Don't know. Mom was a chihuahua, but we don't know who the dad was.
Mom: HOW LONG HAVE YOU HAD HER?
Me: Him. About 6 weeks.
Mom: WHAT?
Me: ABOUT 6 WEEKS.
Mom: HOW BIG WILL SHE GET?
Me: HE. DON'T KNOW.
Mom: WHERE IS SHE?
Me: Right there.
Mom: WHERE?
Me: RIGHT THERE
Mom: HOW LONG HAVE YOU HAD HER?
Me: COUPLE OF MONTHS.
Mom: WHAT?
Me: Isn't he the cutest? I'm glad you like him, too. TWO MONTHS!
Mom: WONDER HOW BIG SHE'll GET?
Me: HE. HE'S A BOY!
Mom: OH, THAT's RIGHT. YOU DON'T HAVE TO YELL.
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